Is that so? [ Aaaand it's this asshole's ineffable charm that gets her every time. He's almost like a pickup artist, but he's too goofy to be disgusting.

Taking a sip of her coffee, she leans in slightly before setting the cup back down onto the table. ]

You probably wouldn't even know what to do with yourself if I decided to agree with you there. [ A scoff. ]

I know your type. You're all bluster, but when push comes to shove, you're nothing but a deer in headlights.